Don't get me wrong - I really enjoyed the Celtic vs. Manchester United: Legends game the other night. It was all for a good cause and it was nice to see Larsson, Sutton and Moravcik again, but I was a little disappointed that the manager didn't sub on Hercules for the last fifteen minutes or play a Sasquatch at left-back.
I told my brother that was probably because Britain has little in the way of epic mythology, and he was all like, Well, what about Arthur?
I mean, I had to laugh. I like Dudley Moore as much as the next man, but he's no Beowulf.