Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Email Conversation, Yesterday

ePal: Hey, did you know that the bloke out of the Beastie Boys is ill?

FR: Sure I know he's ill. I've got most of their albums.

ePal: Well, yes, but did you hear that he's really, actually ill? Like, really very ill indeed.

FR: Yes, I know how ill he is. I told you, I like the Beastie Boys.

ePal: No dude. They've found cancer in one of his saliva glands.

FR: (Long Pause) Did they Check His Head?

ePal: You and I can't be friends any more.

(Cheers - Seth C.)

No comments: