I must apologise to readers - I'm busy at the moment and can't really find time for comical posts.
In lieu, I'll offer this -
"ONE OF THE RAPS ON THE UNITED STATES is that we're nicer to our enemies than to our allies. Sadly, there's a lot of truth to it, and it's one reason our foreign policy efforts aren't as successful as they should be." - Top five-rated blogger Glenn "More rubble, less trouble" Reynolds
Seriously, this is the kind of thing that keeps me laughing long into the night.