The Tories are incensed by allegations that Wee Gordon Broon, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is using a charity as a front to fund his personal political ambitions.
They allege that the Smith Institute is providing and funding polling, policy advice and media training for the chancellor, having been created from surplus funds from a "blind trust".
Well, I think that's scandalous, filching money that was destined for the blind.
Not that I would ever give to charities for the blind myself, of course. It's not as if they're ever going to see any of the money.