Senator Undertaker - "Rumsfeld Is Going Down!" as One Of History's Worst Defence Secretaries
BBC News, 20th February 2007
A front runner for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination said last night that ex-Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was "Going Down" during the annual WWE RAW! Championships.
In what appears to be a bid to restate his independence, Senator Undertaker launched a devastating atomic piledriver upon the retired 73 year-old Rumsfeld, and accused the former Pentagon official of mismanaging America's war on terror and possessing "weakass wrestling skills."
"You hear me, Rummy?" The Undertaker shouted, "You're going to the mat, bitch!". Senator Undertaker then allegedly attempted to "Tombstone" Rumsfeld, who rallied briefly with the aid of a fold-up chair.
The Arizona Senator further vowed to break Rumsfeld "Old-School style", before winning the Congressional Smackdown Medal by a fall and two submissions.