Friday, January 12, 2007
The Giant Trousers Of Profundity
In an astounding outburst, Pop Idol judge and professional fist-magnet Simon Cowell has pronounced that he far prefers Jeremy Clarkson to Bob Dylan.
Media insiders were horrified when Britain's premier arsehole revealed that Dylan "bores me to tears" and that Clarkson is "a young Aretha Franklin".
Personally, I wouldn't shag either of them, but chacun a son gout.
If it was up to me, I'd hunt all three of them down and gas them like badgers.
Update!: It would appear that I've made yet another catastrophic error, and Mr. Cowell was in fact talking about Kelly Clarkson.
Admittedly, I'd gas her like a badger too, if I knew who she was.