Friday, October 13, 2006

The Debauchery of Disneyland

I have long been suspicious of Disney, corporate behemoth of the multiplexes. The grinning logo, the rapacious acquisitions of smaller companies, the shitty Elton John song and dance routines... It's all too wholesome too be true.

Sadly for the children of the world, the sinister deviancy that lurks in the dark heart of Disney has at last been exposed...

"The video shows Minnie Mouse struggling to free herself as she is grabbed from behind by Goofy and then a giant snowman.

"Later, Mickey Mouse simulates sex with the snowman and Goofy does the same with either Chip or Dale, the chipmunks, as laughter is heard on the tape."

Come on, I can't be the only person who's always suspected that Minnie goes like the hammers of fuck. The revelations of three way anthropomorphic mouse-dog-snowthing sex were sure to emerge at some point, and Chip 'n' Dale were obviously closeted.

You know you want to see it, so here it is. You'll have to log into Youtube, I'm afraid.

Update: Youtube's humourless horde have removed the video - I'll try to track down another version when I get a minute. You can look for it yourself by Googling "mouse orgy", but I wouldn't advise it if you're at work.

Update 2: This nice young lady has considerately posted the video on her myspace page. Thanks to Amanda in comments for pointing out Youtube's prudishness.

And if that's ruined your idyllic, childish memories, here's vintage Disney in more innocent times.

Don't say I'm not considerate.

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