Right Wing Arseholes: Mohammed poo bum willy. Wanky-bollocks Mohammed!
Right Wing Arsehole Bloggers: Pouty grumble, Muslamo-nazi piss moan. Poo bum willy, jobbyface Mohammed! (Nuke the Middle East).
Cranky Muslim Arseholes: Shrieky protest Mohammed choppy-chop! Poo bum willy, Denmark!
There, that'll save you having to sit through all those tedious news reports.