Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Sorry, Honey, I'm Under a Lot of Stress at Work - We Can Try Again in Five Minutes

Okay, I admit it. That last post was about as funny as accidentally sitting on your bollocks, but I've been too preoccupied to cruise news sites for amusing stories.

I'm throwing myself on your mercy here - I'm off to Amsterdam on Thursday and I've been so busy working and thinking up bullshit to entertain bored strangers that I haven't bothered to think of anything to do when I get there.

And before anyone says it, a man can only spend so many hours a day out of his mind on hallucinogenic drugs and having depraved sex with prostitutes.

Anyone know anything good to do in Holland at about 10.30 a.m.?

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