Since I put up the last post, I've had a quick word in the Lord's ear about the Creationist Museum.
Let's see what he thinks...
I know, it's what we all think.
But Jesus, I said, they have the best of intentions. You can't be sad - they're expecting you to come back any day now!
Ooops. That's a one-way trip to the Lake of Fire for me, then.