Emigrate to Israel for safety, security & inevitable annihilation
By B. Netanyahu, Prime Minister
At this moment, when Jewish people across Europe once more have cause to fear for their safety, I wish to say to them all: Israel is and always will be your home. It offers Jews worldwide the safety, security and the inevitable annihilation at the hands of murderous terrorists that you have always craved.
Now is the time to emigrate to Israel, my friends. Our warm, friendly people will welcome you with open arms and our remorseless enemies will greet you with open fire. You will bask in the beauty of our summer wars and shiver in the horror of our imminent nuclear winters.
Have you ever looked into the eyes of your children and wondered, will they ever live free from the threat of racial hatred and violence? Then bring them to Israel, the home and fortress of all Jewish people, where they will be safe from harm in this oasis of tranquility until at least next week, when I'm afraid they'll definitely be incinerated by Iranian nuclear warheads.
Bring your friends and families - come one, come all and together, we can build a new yet brief life of peace, industry and calamity, in a spirit of friendship and constant mortal terror.