Terror As Biased Media Step Up Assault On Israel
By Jingo Horatio, 31 July 2014
Sirens blared throughout central and northern Israel last night as the beseiged nation came under renewed assault from the entire planet's biased media organisations.
To the east of the country, the combined forces
of the BBC and the Guardian bombarded the defenceless nation with video footage of dead Palestinians, all of whom had been intentionally
murdered by terrorists via an entirely abstract and highly tendentious
chain of causality.
In the West Bank meanwhile, the Jon
Snow Brigade - the paramilitary wing of Channel 4 News - swept towards Gaza
City, cynically hoping to take advantage of Israel's reluctance to use
overwhelming force by taking pictures of the buildings and
human beings that the Israeli Defence Force had destroyed with high
explosives, and then recklessly talking about them.
"It was horrifying", said Bibi, 64, of Tel Aviv, describing the remorseless media onslaught.
"They came out of nowhere, brutally shooting footage of missile impacts
and artillery barrages... I did not think I would survive".
"I fear for my family... Literally nothing could possibly be worse than this terrible, unfair campaign of media criticism".