Tuesday, January 07, 2014

They're Scotland's Horny Shemales!

True fact!  The second most popular search term for Scottish visitors to Pornhub is "British".  Ironically, this glaring dearth of national pride suggests to me that the SNP are pretty much boned.   The data also says that the Scots are the most prolific masturbators in the UK, which surely vindicates the claims of many a visiting football fan. 

In the unlikely event that the nation does vote for independence, this probably means that we'll have to work out some kind of deal whereby Scotland gets ten percent of the cock-hungry sluts and manwhores, on a per capita basis. 

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at those negotiations - "They're Scotland's horny shemales!".   I assume that by 2016, given the Scottish Government's proudly pro-immigration stance, I won't be able to chuck a deep-fried Mars bar without hitting a red hot Asian babe. 

Bear that in mind when you tick your ballot paper with your left hand, fellow Caledonians. 



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