Friday, June 08, 2012

Short-Range Weekend Forecast

Wind and shitty rain, everywhere, all the time.

You know what I blame for all this bad weather?  The collapse of the traditional work ethic, that's what.

You heard.

See if that Odin spent less time hanging off trees and rather more time practicising his monstrous-wolf-fighting skills, there'd be none of these gales and storms, I'll tell you that.

But just you try telling people that these days, and they'll call you a racist.  It's their culture, folk bleat at you, like that's some kind of excuse. 

How is getting stabbed with your own spear when you're supposed to be imparting strength to men "culture"?

Bloody laziness and wanting something for nothing, more like. 

Honestly, it's like bloody Fimbulwinter out there.  Those Norse gods want a right good kick up the arse, if you ask me.  It'll do them good in the long run.

But then, it's always the working man that suffers, nowadays.

1 comment:

Pinkie said...

I blame the tree-huggers, myself. Ever since they started blowing off about 'global warming' and 'climate change' the weather has got worse.

Why can't they just leave things alone?