I don't understand Scrooges.
It's not like I'm Cliff Richard - I'm the atheest of atheists. Christmas to me means loads of time off work, free stuff and beer, in that order.
Others might not wish it so, but I wish it could be Christmas every day. Today, I woke up next to the woman I love; Totally fooled her into believing I hadn't got her the present she wanted, before coming up trumps with exactly that; went out for an excellent dinner and returned home in time for the Doctor Who Christmas special on the iPlayer.
All is right with the world, as it should be. Okay, Inception was loads worse than I thought it would be, but apart from that, what's to complain about?
You humbugging bastards.