A Double Standard

So it's all cheeky and hilarious when the ladies are going on about their "Rampant Rabbits" with their seven speeds and authentic thrusting action, and what have you. It's all glasses of wine and giggles then, but if you so much as mention your inflatable woman, they'll call you a pervert and a creepy little twerp.

It's no wonder the country's going down the pan, if you ask me.