Watching Lyon vs. Bayern Munich in the Champions League semi-final. Olic has just put Munich 2-0 up on aggregate with an away goal - Lyon now need at least three to progress.
Lyon look nervy and are struggling to hit each other with passes. My co-commenting brother reckons that they haven't even started playing yet, and says that their manager should pull off Anthony Reveillere at half-time.
I wouldn't go that far. After that performance, I wouldn't expect anything more affectionate than a gentlemanly handshake and half an orange, myself.