ePal: Hey, did you know that the bloke out of the Beastie Boys is ill?
FR: Sure I know he's ill. I've got most of their albums.
ePal: Well, yes, but did you hear that he's really, actually ill? Like, really very ill indeed.
FR: Yes, I know how ill he is. I told you, I like the Beastie Boys.
ePal: No dude. They've found cancer in one of his saliva glands.
FR: (Long Pause) Did they Check His Head?
ePal: You and I can't be friends any more.
(Cheers - Seth C.)