The Place: Radio Scotland studios, Glasgow
Dramatis Personae: Richard Gordon, presenter of football show Sportsound; Willie Miller (pictured, right) former Aberdeen player and manager turned commentator.
Preceding events: Following a goal in one of the day's games, the scorer's teammates began kissing him on the cheek in a rehearsed celebration. Then follows, approximately...
Richard Gordon: No, I don't remember anything quite like that in all my years watching football. How about you, Willie Miller, have you ever kissed a man?
Willie Miller: No, I haven't... I'll tell you what else, I've never had sex with a man either.
Richard Gordon: Pardon?
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