Thursday, July 03, 2008

Video Game Review

Metal Gear Solid 4 - Guns of the Patriots

If I'd wanted to spend hours watching a painfully long, self-indulgent cinematic masturpiece crammed with shitty dialogue, pointless and confusing plot development and hysterical Gotterdammerung stylings, I'd have bought The Matrix: Revolutions.

Picture a man snorting cocaine off his own balls while shouting You're the man! into a mirror. 2/10

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