Quickly - go read this.
Try only to look at it from the corner of your eye, since I can't guarantee that staring directly at it won't burn the stupid onto your retinas.
Got it? Children's TV guru Russell T. Davies has been expelled from the party for thoughtcrime.
Now, go read this, and tell me the guy who wrote the HP piece isn't some kind of determined satirist.
Really, I find it dispiriting. No matter the political movement, no sooner has it established itself than it begins vomiting commissars onto the internet, determined to wage kulturkampf on the unbelievers. Thankfully, this being Britain, the whole effort has a comically council feel to it...