Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Common Sense

While reading my newspaper or surfing the internet this morning, I came across a particularly wrong-headed article, opinion piece or blog post written by a person who may or may not be a professional writer.

I think you'll agree that the author's absurd contentions fly in the face of my personal experiences and political beliefs, and are flatly contradicted by a number of economists, historians, political theorists and/or philosophers whom I have either met, read or merely heard of.

Speaking as an ultra-libertarian socialist with strong authoritarian leanings, I firmly advocate a loosely centralised communist state based upon orthodox free market neo-liberalism, and this article manages to violate all of those basic principles.

I ask you, is this flatulent nonsense the norm in newspapers, online journals or personal weblogs these days? This is the most glaring example I've ever seen of the stupidity, iniquity, hypocrisy, ideological insanity and/or bovine, fuck-faced twattishness of those who share the author's political affiliations, religious beliefs, national identity and/or intellectual tradition.

I must regretfully conclude that the author is under-educated, ideologically-fixated, mendacious, partially retarded and/or a collossal, gibbering prick full of cock-knocking bullshit, and that he or she should be entirely disregarded, mocked, fired from his or her post or immediately tried and imprisoned for incitement to violence.

I mean, that's just common sense, isn't it?

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