Friday, September 07, 2007

If Travolta Can Do It...

Is there no end to the man's impertinence?

Osama Bin Laden is about to release a new video, and I, for one, won't be buying it.

Frankly, I think the public is sick of that whole Death to America thing - it's so 2001. If he's smart, he'll branch out in an effort to broaden his appeal.

Mrs. Rodent is hopeful that it'll be a fitness video, but I doubt he'd go for that - he'd look pretty foolish in a leotard.

No, if he wants to make a breakthrough into the popular market he'd be best to show a bit of leg and make sure there are big-name celebrities involved - Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen, for instance, or Graham Norton.

I suppose he could just cut through the bullshit and go straight to hardcore porn, but once you've taken that step you can never go back.

Whatever happens, I'll wait for the reviews. There's nothing I hate more than paying for a shitty product.

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