UK's Brown Makes Fucked-Finding Visit To Iraq
Britain's next prime minister, Gordon Brown, assured Iraq's leaders on Monday of continued British support as he made a flying fucked-finding visit to Baghdad to "listen and learn" before he takes office later this month.
"Well, I've listened and I've learned, and there's there's no denying what I've found," said the British Prime Minister in-waiting.
"Iraq is totally fucked."
Questioned by reporters, Brown added "And I'll be fucked if I know how to un-fuck it."
"I'll let you guys take over from here," he said to Iraqi lawmakers, while backing hurriedly onto a waiting RAF helicopter.