Do Fears Of Statehood Keep You Awake At Night?
Sick Of All That Annoying International Support?
Worry That Your Living Room Wall Might Not Have Quite Enough Bullet Holes In It?
Well, Why Not Get HAMAS! And BLAST Those Pesky Troubles Away!
Annoyed By Troublesome Political Adversaries?
The Proven Formula of HAMAS! Is Guaranteed To Destroy Traces Of Sympathy In Those Hard To Reach Places!
Also Works On Pizzerias!
HAMAS! PUTTING THE "MENTAL" IN "FUNDAMENTALISM!"*
*WARNING - Repeated use may cause sudden executions, religious repression and the extraction of the "Fun" from "Fundamentalism"- Consult your Imam before applying.