Saturday, May 12, 2007

And Instead Of A Mouth, It Has Four Arses...

Witness the horror of the giant bunny that's terrorising Northumberland...

Grower Jeff Smith, 63, said: "This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster."

I don't have any truck with rabbits these days - my last one spent all day sleeping and eating, but when the coppers showed up to arrest it they assured me it had been plotting terrorist acts.

Truly, the price of liberty is eternal vigilance.


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