Friday, April 13, 2007

Ich Bin Ein Schottlander

British National Party Scotland's spokesman was just on TV giving his party political broadcast for the Scottish Parliament elections, portraying our beloved country as an open sewer of crime, horror and degradation.

I won't be voting for extreme nationalists and racists, however - I find their hatred of immigrants repellent and I am implacably opposed to their small-minded xenophobia.

Plus, their spokesman was some kind of Orkney-dwelling, island-monkey teuchter, and I'll be fucked if I'm voting for some sheep-shagging Norwegian to sit in my elected legislature.

Fucking rock-hoppers - they should send them all back to Shetland where they belong.

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