Sunday, April 08, 2007

Cheers For The Chocolate Eggs, Jesus

In today's Grauniad, Anne Karpf notes that Jews tend to get a bit antsy around Easter, what with that whole crucifixion lark, and Mel Gibson and what-not.

Well, I think we're ignoring the real culprits here. Given the inevitability of technological advancement, it's a certainty that sooner or later someone will invent some kind of time travel device.

And when that happens, what will be the number one holiday destination?

Golgotha, about 30 AD.

Which means that we killed Jesus, scumbags that we are. We should be ashamed of ourselves.

Incidentally, I always thought it was ironic that Jesus was killed by being nailed to a bit of wood - he was a carpenter, after all.

If he'd been a plumber, I bet the Romans would've flushed Him down the toilet.



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