Saturday, March 10, 2007

The News Story Of The Century


Hold onto your hats kids, because some guy who left the BBC and wrote a book about their evil lefty ways has revealed a staggering exclusive...

"...a depiction of George W Bush as Adold (sic) Hitler was posted in the main current affairs office of the BBC and noone (sic) objected..."

As might be expected, this unsubstantiated assertion has sent the internet's propagandists into paroxysms of outrage.

Surely this unsubstantiated allegation is the final nail in the coffin of our national broadcaster, and it's now time to hand over its functions to an impartial, private news organisation, such as News Corp. Or to a shower of cheap, ferociously partisan political hacks like 18 Doughty Street.

Obviously, Bush isn't anything like Hitler - Hitler had a moustache, whereas Bush is clean-shaven. Additionally, Bush has never to my knowledge invaded Poland, and Hitler never owned a baseball team.

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