Wednesday, February 28, 2007

When There's No More Room In Remedial Class, The Morons Shall Walk The Earth

"Doubt your let this message through your "censorship" but know this BBC you have been exposed well & truely 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB TELL THE TRUTH!"

That 9/11 conspiracy is an ever expanding web of deceit and lies - now the BBC have found themselves under semi-literate assault following their debunking of the major theories.

Apparently, they reported that one of the smaller buildings at the site had collapsed, some time before it actually did, raising suspicions that the Beeb may have been involved in this many-tentacled plot.

"To report that a building had collapsed before it had done so would be an odd sort of error, wouldn't it ? A bit like reporting that the Lord Mayor's trousers had fallen down before they did so."

Ah, Kant's famous Lord Mayor's Pantaloons argument! And to think, I thought the internet was infested with hooting cretins.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the advent of online news and opinion is going to result in a world where facts become mere footballs to be punted around by fools for the benefit of frauds. In fact, I think we're already there.

There's only one question about 9/11 that remains unresolved - if the attacks happened first thing in the morning, how come I didn't hear about them until mid-afternoon?

Isn't this supposed to be the information age? Either I'm a complete idiot, or something fishy is going on here...

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