In a move that has horrified the nation, Misbah Rana, the schoolgirl and closet Electra complex case, has opted to live with her father in Lahore, Pakistan, rather than with her mother in sunny Scotland.
I'm completely flummoxed by her decision, which seems to have been made in defiance of common sense. After all, where would you rather live?
A blasted, hostile desert filled with blade wielding lunatics and small-minded crackpots, or Pakistan?
There's no accounting for taste, these days.