Tuesday, January 02, 2007

My New Year's Resolution

A happy New Year one and all!

After taking yesterday to recover, I thought I'd share my resolution for this year, and I suggest that you heed it yourself.

If you have a talent or natural gift, I suggest you hide it from friends and loved ones.

I was playing Scrabble on Boxing Day and scored a stunning 93 points for "vaginal" on a triple word tile and a creditable 49 for prefixing the word "ate" with "ejacul", winning the game by a clear eighty points.

You'd think my family would be proud of my wordplay skills, but not at all.

If anything, my Gran looked even more furious when I read out the dictionary definitions.

If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a sore loser.

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