Flying Rodent would like to apologise for a post he will publish later this week entitled "Charles Jabs Jackass With Johnson", in which he will heavily imply that Charles Johnson, creator of noted race-hate website "Little Green Footballs", has engaged in bestial congress with a series of donkeys and mules.
Flying Rodent now accepts that this allegation will be entirely baseless and untrue, and will be motivated purely by malice and spite. He deeply regrets any distress that this scurrilous accusation will cause Mr. Johnson and his family.
Flying Rodent would also like to apologise for his imminent hints that Mr. Johnson performs unhygenic sexual acts upon male orangutans, baboons and gibbons.
Any such accusations will have no basis in truth whatsoever.