Thursday, December 07, 2006

Haters Beware - This Man Is Truly The Realest

Via the ever-amusing Smoking Gun, I thought I'd bring you the sad tale of Lucius Ignatius Seymour, who felt the need to cast off his given name...

"Seymour, a 22-year-old Floridian, is of note because of his unfortunate former name, which was wiped away last year via a legal petition filed in Palm Beach County's Circuit Court...

In an e-mail... Seymour takes issue with a prior post that made light of his former handle, Lucius Pusey. "When i make it to the league i will shoot a middle finger at y'all and say fuck all my haters," Seymour wrote. "I am the realest."

None realer, Lucius. You tell them haters.

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