Monday, September 25, 2006

Dead, Again

Given all the recent speculation over reports that Osama Bin Laden has died again, I wonder why the old man of the mountain doesn't prove that he's alive by congratulating Europe's golfers on their Ryder Cup triumph over the Great Satan?

Mind you, maybe his opinion of golf is similar to mine.

If he wants to prove he's alive, he should probably comment on something less predictable, such as the creation of hypoallergenic zombie kittens, or right-wing apoplexy over 9/11 memorials designed to resemble the shape that hates America.

Arizona Memorial - The Latest In a Long Line of Commemorative Islamic Imagery, Apparently

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