Well, they ain't seen nothin' yet. Thanks to Tim Blair's desperate floundering for something, anything good that can have come from the occupation of Iraq, he's stumbled upon an interesting fact...
Number of Iraqi blogs before October 2003: 4
Number of Iraqi blogs in August 2006: 1,770
As if it's not bad enough that they spend their days dodging death squads, suicide bombers, Apache helicopters, snipers, militia roadblocks, roadside bombs and IEDs, we've now exported the most worthless phenomenon imaginable to their country - blogging.
What have they done to deserve such treatment? Can you imagine?
This news just in - Salam Pax is fat and prays for the wellbeing of terrorists, curse him.
Insha Allah! The Germans must join the Jihad to slay the infidel terrorists.
Please, people, these poor Iraqis have had enough. The last thing they need is a shower of country bumpkins assuring them that black is white, up is down and stupid is the new clever. Iraq will be a far better place without a chorus of morons continually shrieking "My God, we're all going to die!" at the top of their voices.