Sunday, August 13, 2006

Fidel Castro Was My Homeboy...

...Until I saw the news today.

Fidel has always been a symbol of revolution, a proud testament to the world that one nation, at least, would not bend to the will of imperialist Yankees.

At least, that's what I used to think. Reading this was a revelation for me - the scales dropped from my eyes and I finally saw him for the evil scumbag he is.

This is the man himself, holding a newspaper to show that he is alive.


Wearing Adidas.

What a sick, twisted bastard. He should be tried at the Hague for crimes against fashion.

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