Friday, June 23, 2006

Please, never, ever agree with me

Nothing frightens and alarms me more than people telling me I am right - it happens rarely and never fails to unsettle me and inspire both terror and hate in equal measure. I like to think of myself as a politically incorrect contrarian, which is more or less synonymous with the word “asshole”.

When someone agrees with me repeatedly, even on a subject as tame as whether the weather is pleasant or not, I start looking for the cops. If someone emails me to tell me that I have made a good point, I am apt to reach for my revolver.

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